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Known for his large and meaty texture

Beefsteak Tomato was grown on a ranch in sizzling Acapulco, Mexico. He spent much of his time on West Coast beaches, downing Tequila shots and breaking hearts in local San Diego bars.

No tequila is too good for his tastes, as long as someone else is buying.


He is proud to say that he’s hot, juicy, totally organic and ‘fresh off the vine”.

Spends a lot time in tiny bathing trunks.

Favorite quote: “Always treat a tramp like a lady and a lady like a tramp”