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Pearl Onion came from a bitter home and garden.

Soaked in brine for nine months, Pearl Onion was pickled right out of the jar. A troubled youth, her first bust was for aggravated sauce on fancy whole vegetables. Next, Pearl became the leader of the notorious Onion Ring, responsible for caramelizing shallots in the Vidalia area.

Pearl has been in and out of the big crate many times since she was fifteen days old.

She enjoys making people cry. Many have tried to peel back the luminescent purple layers of this pungent cocktail onion but underneath it all, she really stinks to the core.

Below the skin, Pearl Onion hides a painful, bitter secret…