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Liz Tomato-Best of the Season!

Guilty Pleasures:
Rubbing myself all over with olive oil then joining a sandwich.

Favorite Book:
"Ketchup in the Raw"

What's the most creative pick-up line you've ever heard:
All I need is a bottle of vodka, a lime and I could wake up to you every morning!
Out of all the tomatoes here, you're the ripest!

What's the worst pick up line you've ever heard:
I'd like to stuff you with breadcrumbs, baby!
Biggest Turn ons:
I'm really versatile. I love new recipes, swinging on a vine or just getting sauced with a sexy bell pepper.
Biggest turn offs:
Getting stewed or sun dried.
Genetic modification. Ewww!
Favorite quotes: They all say Liz is one hot tomato!

Apple Betty- Crisp and delicious!

Guilty Pleasures:
Taking time off from exercising my core and spreading some peanut butter on my smooth peel.
Apple turnovers
Favorite Book:
"Cider House Rules"
What's the most creative pick-up line you've ever heard:
Glad I'm not a doctor, 'cause I couldn't keep away from you!
Now that's what I call an apple bottom!
What's the worst pick up line you've ever heard:
One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch girl!
Favorite Color:
Candy Apple
Biggest Turn ons:
Waking up and baking with the one you love.
Biggest turn offs:
Worms!
Favorite quotes:
" She's as American as apple pie!"
"My dream is to move to the Big Apple."

Summer Peach – Cream of the Crop!

Summer is a sweet Southern belle who was raised on a farm outside of Atlanta, Georgia. One fine day, this plump little peach packed her crates, waved goodbye to her mama and hitchhiked all the way to Morninwood, California on a produce truck with practically nothing but the hot pants on her smooth, tasty skin.

Next, Summer was discovered while working as a waitress in a quaint fruit stand at the intersection of Mornin’wood Blvd. & Clinging Vine.

Her firm globes have arrived and now, Summer Peach is the star attraction at the Pink Radish Club performing her swinging vine act twice a night.

Signature Cocktail: Peach Daiquiri

Rikki Pineapple- Fierce on the Outside, Sweet on the Inside!

Guilty Pleasure:
Of course, I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.
I like hiking the volcano in the morning, playing the ukulele in the afternoon then relaxing with a tall, pina colada at night.
Favorite Movie: "Pineapple Express"
What's the most creative pick up line you've ever heard?
"Does everything around here grow as wild as you do?"
”You're so light and delicious; you'd make an awesome upside-down cake!”
"If I bring the rum, will you be my garnish?"
What's the worst pick up line you've ever heard?
”Will you caramelize my ham?”
”Be my pineapple chunk.”
”Can I core your little pineapple ring?”
Biggest Turn Ons:
Getting lei'd on the beach.
Being the centerpiece at a Tropical Luau.
Biggest Turn Offs:
Getting canned!
Those little paper cocktail umbrellas
Favorite Quotes:
"Pineapples are sexy. They remind me of bikinis and the beach."

Kari Pomegranate- Tart and Tangy!
Guilty Pleasures:
Grenadine
Getting spanked and tapped
Being referred to as the new “superfood”
Favorite Book:
“Pomegranate Soup”
What's the most creative pick-up line you've ever heard?
Hey sweetheart, are you in season and available?
Those globes look heavy and juicy! I’ll bet you’re ripe!
What's the worst pick up line you've ever heard?
How do make a pomegranate juice? Buy her a car!"
How do I get inside your thick shell?
Biggest Turn on:
Gentlemen who really knows his way inside a rind
Someone who really knows how to eat my little red glistening jewels
Biggest turn offs:
Seedy guys
Favorite quotes:
She’s tart but tasty!
King Tut was buried with his pomegranates

Pearl Onion came from a bitter home and garden.

Soaked in brine for nine months, Pearl Onion was pickled right out of the jar.

A troubled youth, her first bust was for aggravated sauce on fancy whole vegetables. Next, Pearl became the leader of the notorious Onion Ring, responsible for caramelizing shallots in the Vidalia area. She’s been in and out of the big crate many times since she was fifteen days old.

She enjoys making people cry. Some find her hard to digest. Many have tried to peel back the luminescent purple layers of this pungent cocktail onion but underneath it all, she really stinks to the core.

But below the skin, Pearl hides a painful, bitter secret…

Brandon Pineapple – Golden Hawaiian Idol
Brother of Rikki Pineapple

Guilty Pleasures:
Getting up early, running down to the beach, surfing a bunch of ‘killa’ waves, smoking a couple of puffs of nature then checking out the peaches on the shore!
Let's hear your best pick-up line:
Let’s go back to my apartment. I’ll bring the vodka and we will mai tai one on.
What's the worst pick-up line you ever tried but succeeded with?
I met this totally hot tomato at a party one night. She was so smooth and shiny that I thought I was gonna pop my stem right there. I said, “You are looking so round and plump, little lady, I’d pay for you by the pound!”

Justin Peachfuzz is dating, Rikki Pineapple, the golden import from Hawaii. Rikki Pineapple is the luscious billboard model for Tropical Airlines. Lately, the exotic garnish has recently seen in the company of popular singing sensation, Justin Peachfuzz. 

Recently, tongues were salivating when the tangy couple was spotted together at a shady table in the trendy garden section at “Lush Vegetation”. Just as Justin tries to shed his image as something that kids drink at a frat party, the career of the succulent Rikki Pineapple is just starting to ripen...